unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

lambhoof:

A good way to keep me from eating food is to have people I don’t know stand by it

chanandlerb0ng:

“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude

Yay

IRON MAN 3 WAS SO GOOD! AND SO FUNNY!
Also I appreciate that Tony had anxiety attacks- it helps normalize mental illnesses when they show that someone as “cool” as him has issues.

illuminators:

L O FUCKIN L

geeksofdoom:

gailsimone:

magic-murder-bag:

thegoddamazon:

oldmanasante:

Aisha Tyler just owned all the trolls hating on the fact that she was selected to be a presenter at the Ubisoft E3 press conference. In the form of an open letter. I think I’m more infatuated with this woman than ever before.

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Dear Gamers

I play.

I’ve played since I was a little kid. 

Since I begged my dad to buy me a Nintendo LCD Donkey Kong, Jr.

Since I blew through three weeks’ allowance playing Defender at the laundromat.

Since you were a twinge in the left side of your daddy’s underoos.

I’ve been a gamer since I made friends with a girl in the 5th grade just to get at her Atari.

Since I missed the bus playing Galaga after school.

Since I missed the start of Return of the Jedi playing Tempest in the theater lobby.

You think you know. You don’t know.

I’ve been a gamer since before you could read.

Since I aced midterms after staying up all night playing Evil Tetris.

Since I became dorm champ at Leisure Suit Larry.

Since I double-wielded on Time Crisis 3 at Fuddrucker’s.

I was a voice in not one, but two major video game titles.

I hosted the Reach Beta tutorial.

I was a Gears of War superfan panelist at ComicCon.

I hosted the Ubisoft presser at E3 2012.

I didn’t do any of it for the money. 

For most I got paid next to nothing, and for some, less than that.

I did it because I love video games.

Because I’ve dreamt since I was a kid of being in one of the games I love.

How many games have you done voices for?

How many cons have you repped at?

Your buddy’s Unreal Tournament garage deathmatch doesn’t count.

I go to E3 each year because I love video games.

Because new titles still get me high.

Because I still love getting swag.

Love wearing my gamer pride on my sleeve.

People ask me what console I play.

Motherfucker, ALL of them.

I get invited to E3 because real gamers know I’m a gamer.

I don’t do it for the money.

I have plenty of money.

I don’t do it for the fame.

Fuck fame.

I do it because I love video games.

I don’t give out my gamertag because I don’t want a mess of noob jackholes lining up

to assassinate me on XBL. 

I don’t give a shit what you think about my gamerscore.

I don’t play to prove a point. 

I don’t play to be the best.

I play because I love it.

I play.

I’ve been playing my whole life. 

I’m not ashamed of it.

I don’t apologize for it.

It’s who I am.

To the core.

I’m a gamer.

So to all the haters out there who claim I don’t play;

To the GAF dicks, 

Gamespot trolls, 

To every illiterate racist douchebag on Youtube:

Flame away. Go nuts.

Post every jackass comment your heart desires.

I’ll still be playing when your mom’s kicked you out of her basement

and you have to sell your old-ass console

and get a real job.

For now, I say to you respectfully,

and I mean this from the bottom of my heart,

GFYS.

And I just fell in love with Aisha Tyler.

I mean, she’s the voice of my favorite character in Archer so how could I not?

But she’s a gamer and a nerd and she reps it hard. I fucking love her.

If you don’t absolutely love Aisha Tyler, there’s no chance we can truly be friends

Dammit.

That is ownership that should be encased in glass and put at the foot of the Washington Monument.

Mad, mad respect.

nitocrisss:

dapperstiel:

villains are so polite, asking permission. 

it’s because

dr-napkin-face:

cutiebatch:

cumberloverforeverandever:

a little bit of the cumbersmile to lighten everyone’s day :D

I needed this <3

i dont even know anymore

he changed so much since he started doing meth

not since the accident

kamelworld:

when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok

fuckyeahtattoos:

I got this tattoo on January 29th. I got it done at White Crane Tattoo in Sharonville, Ohio by the wonderful Liam Queeney (I’m not just saying that because he’s my brother either). This picture was taken right after it was done and I couldn’t be happier with the results!